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Florida
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Florida
I-10, Florida
Personalized License Plate of the Day: NOABYSS
Bonus points — pentagram on back window, old woman driving car -
Florida
I-75, Florida
Driving through Florida is so bad that I listened to Paris Hilton’s “Stars are Blind” from start to finish so I could feel something more painful than the awesome ineptitude of Florida’s motorists. My ears are still bleeding.
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Florida
Tampa Bay, Florida
They call Florida the “Sunshine State” because “Sunshine And Soul Crushing Humidity State” was too long for the license plate. Florida does get bonus points for billboards that warn:
BEWARE VISTORS — FLORIDANS ARE ALLOWED TO USE DEADLY FORCE FOR SELF-DEFENSE.
What a state!
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